Wild West of Meming, C#

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using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Threading.Tasks;

namespace Wild_West_of_Meming
{
    public class BaseCharacterClass
    {
        //The Character's class and it's descriptions
        public string Name { get; set; }
        public string CharacterClassName { get; set; }
        public string Description1 { get; set; }
        public string Description2 { get; set; }
        public string Description3 { get; set; }
        public string Description4 { get; set; }
        public string Description5 { get; set; }

//Moves and their descriptions
        public string Move1 { get; set; }
        public string Move2 { get; set; }
        public string Move3 { get; set; }
        public string Move4 { get; set; }
        public string Move1Description { get; set; }
        public string Move2Description { get; set; }
        public string Move3Description { get; set; }
        public string Move4Description { get; set; }

//Stats
        public int baseHealth { get; set; }
        public int baseStrength { get; set; }
        public int baseSpeed { get; set; }
        public int MaxHealth { get; set; }
        public int Health { get; set; }
        public int Strength { get; set; }
        public int Speed { get; set; }

//XP and Levels
        public int XP { get; set; }
        public int currentlevel { get; set; }
        public int xptillnextlevel { get; set; }
        public int xpfornextlevel { get; set; }

public void GetName(string name)
        {
            Name = name;
        }

public void UpdateStats()
        {
            UpdateXp(0);
            MaxHealth = baseHealth * currentlevel;
            Strength = baseStrength * currentlevel;
            Speed = baseSpeed * currentlevel;
            Description4 = "Level: " + currentlevel + "     Current XP: " + XP + "     XP for next level: " + xpfornextlevel;
            Description5 = "Health: " + MaxHealth + "     Strength: " + Strength + "     Speed: " + Speed;
            Health = MaxHealth;
        }

public void UpdateXp(int gainedxp)
        {
            XP += gainedxp;
            int curlvl = (int)(0.1f * Math.Sqrt(XP));
            xpfornextlevel = 100 * (curlvl + 1) * (curlvl + 1);
            xptillnextlevel = xpfornextlevel - XP;

if (curlvl != currentlevel)
            {
                currentlevel = curlvl;
                Console.WriteLine("Congradulations, you leveled up! You are now " + currentlevel);
                Console.WriteLine("XP for next level" + xpfornextlevel);
            }
        }

public void DisplayMoves()
        {
            Console.WriteLine("Move Set: ");
            Console.WriteLine(Move1 + ": " + Move1Description);
            Console.WriteLine(Move2 + ": " + Move2Description);
            Console.WriteLine(Move3 + ": " + Move3Description);
            Console.WriteLine(Move4 + ": " + Move4Description);
        }

public void DisplayStats()
        {
            var r = new playerClass();
            r.ChoosePlayerClass(Name);
            UpdateStats();

Console.WriteLine(Description1);
            Console.WriteLine(Description2);
            Console.WriteLine(Description3);
            Console.WriteLine();

Console.WriteLine(Description4);
            Console.WriteLine(Description5);
            Console.WriteLine();

DisplayMoves();
        }
    }

public class playerClass : BaseCharacterClass
    {
        public void ChoosePlayerClass(string className)
        {
            XP = 100;
            currentlevel = 1;

if (string.Equals(className, "Emo Kid", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                CharacterClassName = "Emo Kid";
                baseHealth = 16;
                baseStrength = 17;
                baseSpeed = 7;

Description1 = "You are an Emo Kid. Your hate for humanity and has inclined you to hide from your problems, or at the very least fight them from a distance.";
                Description2 = "Because of this you have mastered fighting at a range.";
                Description3 = "You also have a love for the dark arts making you a great mage.";

Move1 = "Down the Street";
                Move2 = "Enter Darkness";
                Move3 = "Hair Flip";
                Move4 = "Emo Glaire";

Move1Description = "A double edged sword. You deals high amounts of damage to the enemy in exchange for health.";
                Move2Description = "You enter the darkest part of reality, your own mind. You receive a large power boost.";
                Move3Description = "You flip your hair intending to hit your enemy. It barely tickles, however the enemy is very confused.";
                Move4Description = "You glaire at your enemy in that super edgy, stereotypical emo way. The enemy is stunned.";
            }

if (string.Equals(className, "Swole Boi", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                CharacterClassName = "Swole Boi";
                baseHealth = 16;
                baseStrength = 17;
                baseSpeed = 7;

Description1 = "You are a Swole Boi. You love to solve every problem you face with all brawns and no brains.";
                Description2 = "Because of this you have been beaten up a lot and are used to taking damage giving you high amounts of health.";
                Description3 = "You also love lifting weights, making you deal high amounts of damage even though you are very slow.";

Move1 = "Head Bud";
                Move2 = "Chad Punch";
                Move3 = "Soy Repellent";
                Move4 = "Mansplain";

Move1Description = "You charge at your enemy head first like the idiot you are. You some how manage to deal high amounts of damage in exchange for a small amount of your own health.";
                Move2Description = "You unleash the power that has been decended for eons through the line of the most alpha of males into a single punch. This is an attack only one man can do. Only a chad can do. Only you can do.";
                Move3Description = "You take out a can of bug spray and spray a circle around yourself. Your enemy is unable to hit you next turn.";
                Move4Description = "You explain. Your enemy is confused for one turn.";
            }

if (string.Equals(className, "Kung Fu Jesus", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                CharacterClassName = "Kung Fu Jesus";
                baseHealth = 10;
                baseStrength = 15;
                baseSpeed = 15;

Description1 = "You are basically Kung Fu Jesus. You are a strong, fast, tactical genius and a good healer.";
                Description2 = "You were brought up by Master Oogway who taught you everything you know about martial arts.";
                Description3 = "After the death of Master Oogway you found a new master, Jesus. Jesus gave you the power to heal yourself and others.";

Move1 = "Yeet on Water";
                Move2 = "Crane Kick from Karate Kid";
                Move3 = "Kamehameha Wave";
                Move4 = "Divine Dab";

Move1Description = "Taking inspirtation from your former master, Jesus, you yeet on water. This heals 1/2 of your max health.";
                Move2Description = "You do the Crane Kick, you know, the one from Karate Kid. You end up breaking your leg. You deal no damage, but hey, everyone is stunned.";
                Move3Description = "You transform your life energy into a massive concentrated ki wave. You inflict high amounts of damage upon your enemy a deal damage to yourself as well.";
                Move4Description = "You drop the fattest dab in the history of dabs. You deal serious amounts of damage on the enemy.";
            }

}
    }

public class EnemyClasses : playerClass
    {
        public int EMaxHealth { get; set; }
        public int EHealth { get; set; }
        public int EStrength { get; set; }
        public int ESpeed { get; set; }

public string EMove1 { get; set; }
        public string EMove2 { get; set; }
        public string EMove3 { get; set; }
        public string EMove4 { get; set; }

public int GivenXp { get; set; }

public void ChooseEnemyClass(string enemy)
        {
            if (enemy == "Shrek")
            {
                EMaxHealth = 40;
                EStrength = 15;
                ESpeed = 15;

GivenXp = 66642069;

EMove1 = "I'm an Ogre!";
                EMove2 = "Bad Breath";
                EMove3 = "Love";
                EMove4 = "Life";
            }
            if (enemy == "Cactus")
            {
                EMaxHealth = 20;
                EStrength = 2;
                ESpeed = 2;

GivenXp = 69;

EMove1 = "Prick";
            }
            EHealth = EMaxHealth;
        }
    }

public class Battling : EnemyClasses
    {
        public int damage { get; set; }
        public int selfharm { get; set; }
        public bool stunned { get; set; }
        public bool confused { get; set; }

public bool playeralive { get; set; }
        public bool enemyalive { get; set; }

public void enemyattackstats(string enemy, bool confused)
        {
            Random rng = new Random();
            int emove;

if (enemy == "Shrek")
            {
                emove = rng.Next(1, 5);

Console.WriteLine(emove);

if (emove == 1)
                {
                    damage = EStrength;
                    if (!confused)
                    {
                        Health = Health - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove1 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("You lost " + damage + " heath!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else if (confused)
                    {
                        EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove1 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("However, he is confused and delt " + damage + " to himself!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Error 104: The enemy is neither confused, nor not confused; it is in a super position of confusion until you figure out whats wrong!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                }
                else if (emove == 2)
                {
                    damage = EStrength;
                    if (!confused)
                    {
                        Health = Health - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove2 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("You lost " + damage + " heath!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else if (confused)
                    {
                        EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove2 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("However, he is confused and delt " + damage + " to himself!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Error 104: The enemy is neither confused, nor not confused; it is in a super position of confusion until you figure out whats wrong!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                }
                else if (emove == 3)
                {
                    damage = EStrength;
                    if (!confused)
                    {
                        Health = Health - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove3 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("You lost " + damage + " heath!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else if (confused)
                    {
                        EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove3 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("However, he is confused and delt " + damage + " to himself!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Error 104: The enemy is neither confused, nor not confused; it is in a super position of confusion until you figure out whats wrong!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                }
                else if (emove == 4)
                {
                    damage = EStrength;
                    if (!confused)
                    {
                        Health = Health - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove4 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("You lost " + damage + " heath!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else if (confused)
                    {
                        EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Shrek used " + EMove4 + "!");
                        Console.WriteLine("However, he is confused and delt " + damage + " to himself!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Error 104: The enemy is neither confused, nor not confused; it is in a super position of confusion until you figure out whats wrong!");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                }
            }

if (enemy == "Cactus")
            {
                damage = EStrength;
                if (!confused)
                {
                    Health = Health - damage;
                    Console.WriteLine();
                    Console.WriteLine("The Cactus used prick!");
                    Console.WriteLine("You lost " + damage + " health!");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
                else if (confused)
                {
                    EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                    Console.WriteLine();
                    Console.WriteLine("The cactus used prick!");
                    Console.WriteLine("However, he is ocnfused and delt " + damage + " to himself!");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine();
                    Console.WriteLine("Error 104: The enemy is neither confused, nor not confused; it is in a super position of confusion until you figure out whats wrong!");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
            }
        }

public void playerattackstats(string move)
        {
            bool canContinue = false;

while (!canContinue)
            {
                if (string.Equals(move, "Down the Street", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    damage = Strength;
                    selfharm = Strength / 4;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and delt " + damage + " damge! However you inflicted " + selfharm + " damge upon yourself!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Enter Darkness", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    Strength = Strength * 2;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and doubled your health!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Hair Flip", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    confused = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and confused the enemy!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Emo Glaire", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    stunned = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and stunned the enemy!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Head Bud", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    damage = Strength * 2;
                    selfharm = damage / 4;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and delt " + damage + " damge! However you inflicted " + selfharm + " damge upon yourself!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Chad Punch", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    damage = Strength * 2;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and delt " + damage + " damge!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Soy Repellent", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    stunned = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and stunned the enemy!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Mansplain", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    confused = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and confused the enemy!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Yeet on Water", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    Health = Health + (MaxHealth / 2);
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and healed half of your max health!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Crane Kick from Karate Kid", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) ||
                    (string.Equals(move, "Crane Kick", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase)))
                {
                    stunned = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used Crane Kick from Karate Kid and stunned the enemy!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Kamehameha Wave", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) ||
                    (string.Equals(move, "wave", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase)))
                {
                    damage = Strength * 2;
                    selfharm = damage / 4;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used Kamehameha and delt " + damage + " damge! However you inflicted " + selfharm + " damge upon yourself!");
                }
                else if (string.Equals(move, "Divine Dab", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    damage = Strength * 4;
                    //because this is totally balanced
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You used " + move + " and delt " + damage + " damge!");
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("That is not a valid move");
                    move = String.Empty;
                    move = Console.ReadLine();
                }
            }
        }

public void Battle(string enemy)
        {
            Health = MaxHealth;
            EHealth = EMaxHealth;
            UpdateStats();

string move;
            playeralive = true;
            enemyalive = true;
            stunned = false;
            confused = false;
            Console.WriteLine("A wild " + enemy + " has appeard!");
            ChooseEnemyClass(enemy);

while (playeralive && enemyalive)
            {
                //player goes first
                if (Speed >= ESpeed)
                {
                    //player attacks
                    if (Health > 0)
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Choose a move.");
                        Console.WriteLine();

DisplayMoves();
                        move = Console.ReadLine();
                        playerattackstats(move);

EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        damage = 0;
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Your health: " + Health + "     Enemy's health: " + EHealth);
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        playeralive = false;
                    }

//enemy attacks
                    if (EHealth > 0)
                    {
                        if (!stunned)
                        {
                            enemyattackstats(enemy, confused);

Health = Health - damage;
                            damage = 0;
                            Console.WriteLine();
                            Console.WriteLine("Your health: " + Health + "     Enemy's health: " + EHealth);
                        }
                        else { }
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        enemyalive = false;
                    }
                }
                //enemy goes first
                else if (Speed < ESpeed)
                {
                    //enemy attacks
                    if (EHealth > 0)
                    {
                        if (!stunned)
                        {
                            enemyattackstats(enemy, confused);

Health = Health - damage;
                            damage = 0;
                            Console.WriteLine("Your health: " + Health + "     Enemy's health: " + EHealth);
                        }
                        else { }
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        enemyalive = false;
                    }
                    //player attacks
                    if (Health > 0)
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine();
                        Console.WriteLine("Your turn!");
                        Console.WriteLine("Choose a move.");
                        DisplayMoves();
                        move = Console.ReadLine();
                        playerattackstats(move);

EHealth = EHealth - damage;
                        damage = 0;
                        Console.WriteLine("Your health: " + Health + "     Enemy's health: " + EHealth);
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        playeralive = false;
                    }

damage = 0;
                    confused = false;
                    stunned = false;
                }
                else
                {

}
            }

if (playeralive)
            {
                UpdateXp(GivenXp);
                UpdateStats();

Console.WriteLine();
                Console.WriteLine("Congradulations, you killed " + enemy + " and gained " + GivenXp + "!");
            }
            else if (enemyalive)
            {
                Console.WriteLine("HA! You ded lol...");
                Console.WriteLine("Game Over.");
                Console.WriteLine("Press Enter to Exit.");
                Console.ReadLine();
                Environment.Exit(0);
            }
            else
            {
                Console.WriteLine("Error 592: Both the enemy and the player are alive... how?");
            }
        }
    }

public class Program
    {
        public static void Main()
        {
            var r = new Battling();
            string command;
            char first;
            bool exit = false;
            bool grind;
            bool canContinue;
            bool canContinue2;
            string choose;
            string className = String.Empty;
            string name;

Console.WriteLine("Welcome to the Wild West of Memeing");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You wake up; the sun is bright and beaming through your window, filling the room with light.");
            Console.WriteLine("The warmth of the sun combined with the cool morning breeze fills you with a refreshing, wholesome pleasure.");
            Console.WriteLine("However, it is quickly diminished by your growing pain caused by lack of purpose.");
            Console.WriteLine("You and your half-awake self manage to drift over to the bathroom mirror.");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You lay eyes upon your reflection and stare.");
            Console.WriteLine("Caught up in a moment of self-reflection you wonder, Who am I? What is my purpose in life?");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You turn the faucet on; the warm well water rushes out.");
            Console.WriteLine("You cup your hands like a basin as to splash the water on your haggard face.");
            Console.WriteLine("I am...");
            Console.WriteLine("*input your name*");
            name = Console.ReadLine();
            r.GetName(name);
            Console.WriteLine();

Console.WriteLine("I am " + name + ", a");
            Console.WriteLine();

canContinue = false;
            while (!canContinue)
            {
                Console.WriteLine("*choose a class*");
                Console.WriteLine("*you can become an Emo Kid (Ranged/Mage), a Swole Boi (Warrior/Tank), or a Kung Fu Jesus (Healer/Martial Artist)*");
                className = Console.ReadLine();
                Console.WriteLine();

if (string.Equals(className, "Emo Kid", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) ||
                    string.Equals(className, "Swole Boi", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) ||
                    string.Equals(className, "Kung Fu Jesus", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    r.ChoosePlayerClass(className);
                    r.DisplayStats();
                    Console.WriteLine();

Console.WriteLine("Are you sure you want to choose this class?");
                    choose = Console.ReadLine();
                    if (string.Equals(choose, "yes", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase) ||
                        string.Equals(choose, "yeet", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                    {
                        canContinue = true;
                    }
                    else
                    {

}
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Please enter a valid class");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
            }

choose = String.Empty;

Console.WriteLine();
            Console.WriteLine("Your pep talk seemed to have worked; now sparked with a tinge of pride you head outside.");
            Console.WriteLine("As you open the door of the humble shack you call home, the mailman casts today’s newspaper at your feet.");
            Console.WriteLine("Your interest is sparked as you notice the front headline mentions something about black gold. ");
            Console.WriteLine("To satiate your curiosity, you pick the paper up; the head reads:");
            Console.WriteLine("BLACK GOLD DISCOVERED IN TEXAS;");
            Console.WriteLine("THOUSANDS LEAVE THEIR HOMES IN SEARCH OF FORTUNE");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("A jolt of excitement and motivation surges through your body as you shout, “YEET DAWGY! I’M GOIN ON AN ADVENTURE!”");
            Console.WriteLine("You hastily pack up for your expedition, not knowing, nor caring what the future holds in store…");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine();
            Console.WriteLine();

Console.WriteLine("It’s been a month now and, despite the numerous towns you have stationed at, you are beginning to run low on food and supplies.");
            string ponyname;

if (string.Equals(className, "Emo Kid", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                ponyname = "Fluttershy";
            }
            else if (string.Equals(className, "Swole Boi", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                ponyname = "Big McIntosh";
            }
            else if (string.Equals(className, "Kung Fu Jesus", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
            {
                ponyname = "Princess Celestia";
            }
            else
            {
                ponyname = "Error 706: String className is being weird for some reason.";
            }

Console.WriteLine("Your little pony, " + ponyname + ", is thirsty and needs some milk, you are starving and need Jesus, ");
            Console.WriteLine("and you are both suffering from crippling depression.");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("Just then you see a fire in the distance, a large fire. Like, a yuge bonfire. ");
            Console.WriteLine("You go to investigate and see who is responsible for the conflagration.");
            Console.WriteLine("Before you leave you decide to leave " + ponyname + " tied to a cactus, cos it’s Texas and there aren’t trees in Texas.");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("As you begin to wrap your lead around the cactus, it yelps.");
            Console.WriteLine("Out of pure instinct, you smack it upside its cactus lookin head.");
            Console.WriteLine("Don't question that last sentence...");
            Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("The cactus says, “Ay, I’m walkin here.”");
            Console.WriteLine("“But you’re a cactus…” you say, “cactuses can’t walk…”");
            Console.WriteLine("“First off it’s cacti, second that’s cactism, you cactist!”");
            Console.WriteLine("Annoyed by it’s nasally voice, you initiate a fight.");
            Console.WriteLine();

r.Battle("Cactus");

Console.WriteLine("After that bizarre turn of events you feel almost inclined to see if you can find some more of those annoying, talking cactuses");
            Console.WriteLine("and maybe while you’re at it, you might be able to punch their cactus lookin faces in.");

canContinue = false;
            grind = true;

while (!canContinue)
            {
                r.ChoosePlayerClass(className);
                Console.WriteLine("*grind/move on*");
                choose = Console.ReadLine();

if (string.Equals(choose, "grind", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    grind = true;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You decided to continue punching cactuses.");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
                else if (string.Equals(choose, "move on", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    grind = false;
                    canContinue = true;
                    Console.WriteLine("You decided to move on with your sorry life.");
                    Console.WriteLine();
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("That is not a valid choice.");
                }
            }
            choose = String.Empty;
            Console.WriteLine();

while (grind)
            {
                r.Battle("Cactus");

canContinue = false;

while (!canContinue)
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Do you wish to continue grinding or move on?");
                    Console.WriteLine("*grind/move on");
                    choose = Console.ReadLine();
                    if (string.Equals(choose, "grind", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                    {
                        grind = true;
                        canContinue = true;
                        Console.WriteLine("You decided to continue punching cactuses.");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else if (string.Equals(choose, "move on", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                    {
                        grind = false;
                        canContinue = true;
                        Console.WriteLine("You decided to move on with your sorry life.");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        grind = false;
                        Console.WriteLine("That is not a valid choice.");
                        Console.WriteLine();
                    }
                }
            }
            choose = String.Empty;
            canContinue = false;

Console.WriteLine();

Console.WriteLine("As you approach the campsite you see that it is inhabited by an ogre.");
            Console.WriteLine("You have a choice to make, either you sneak in a try to steal as much as you can without getting caught,");
            Console.WriteLine("or you go in guns blazing and fight the monster.");

while (!canContinue)
            {
                Console.WriteLine("*stealth/fight*");
                choose = Console.ReadLine();
                Console.WriteLine();
                if (string.Equals(choose, "stealth", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("You decide to go about the situation stealthily;");
                    Console.WriteLine("just like a child who just flunked six tests and is trying not to let their parents find out.");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("The moment you enter the camp, you are immediately filled with warmth and smell fried chicken, your favorite.");
                    Console.WriteLine("The mere scent of the food is enough for you to crave, to mourn.");
                    Console.WriteLine("You begin to believe that you will not be able to live unless you get that food now.");
                    Console.WriteLine("Just then, your stomach lets out this godawful roar and it was at this moment you knew, you f***ed up.");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("The ogre instantly spotted you, he started yelling and screaming bloody murder,");
                    Console.WriteLine("saying “I’M AN OGRE!” and “OGRES HAVE LAYERS, ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!”");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("Then he snapped his fingers.");
                    Console.WriteLine("Immediately a wave of malady splash over you.");
                    Console.WriteLine("“I don’t feel so good” were your last words before fading into dust.");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("Shrek Will Return");
                    Console.ReadLine();
                    choose = String.Empty;
                }
                else if (string.Equals(choose, "fight", StringComparison.CurrentCultureIgnoreCase))
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("You decide to go about the situation pugnaciously.");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You open with saying, “You there. Ogre!”");
                    Console.WriteLine("To which the ogre responds with, “Aye?”");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You decide it would be best to make it seem like you are working for someone else,");
                    Console.WriteLine("that way he holds a grudge against this made-up person and not you.");
                    Console.ReadLine();

Console.WriteLine("You say, “By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.”");
                    Console.WriteLine("“Oh, really? You and what army?”");
                    Console.ReadLine();

canContinue = true;
                    choose = String.Empty;
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Error 857: choose != stealth or fight... wtf");
                }
            }

//THE FINAL BATTLE!!!
            r.Battle("Shrek");

Console.WriteLine("Congradulations, you did it!");
            Console.WriteLine("You have been knighted, Sir Not-a-Normie by the Meme Lord");
            Console.WriteLine("Press enter to exit.");
            Console.ReadLine();
        }
    }
}

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